Blog History

Cmnt 7/21/2007 6:45 PM EST Iweed Any chance of you returning to these climes Vessel?~ DeBunkem Cmnt 1/7/2007 11:26 PM EST Coloconnect Here's hoping you are on an extended trip to see the ruins of ancient Greece, Ro... (full) Cmnt 9/25/2006 10:00 AM EST Coloconnect Just passing through to annoy you! Cmnt 8/19/2006 8:59 PM EST Lucy. BUSTED ![[EMOTICON:SHOCK2]] You are being officially notified that someone has b... (full) Cmnt 8/16/2006 11:31 PM EST alison gelfand and a Happy Birthay from me.love+light Cmnt 8/15/2006 5:43 PM EST The Valkyrie Hey - - you still hung over or what? Cmnt 8/14/2006 9:26 AM EST Solid Ground Happy Birthday Vessel!!!I hope your dreams come true!Peace & Love...Solid [[EMOT... (full) Cmnt 8/12/2006 11:44 PM EST Lucy. Happy Belated Birthday Vessel!full) Cmnt 8/12/2006 9:59 PM EST Lucy. YOU HERE BY HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED THAT YOU HAVE BEENBUSTEDON OVERHEARD IN THE STREA... (full) Cmnt 8/12/2006 3:44 PM EST Sherry'sCherries full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 6:35 PM EST The Vessel Prarie;Thanks. And I didn't even have twelve dancing bald women on my list. Good... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 6:33 PM EST The Vessel Whit;The U.S. mint? Naw. I want a present that will still be worth something twe... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 6:32 PM EST The Vessel Daisy;Thanks for the cake. I cut a piece and it tasted like platic. Man, I hope ... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 6:30 PM EST The Vessel Colo;Thanks. I liked that movie as well. I often feel like yelling "Get your han... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 6:13 PM EST ThePrairiePrankster And now for a quiet evening of Birthhday introspection a... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 6:00 PM EST ThePrairiePrankster Happy Birthday!full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 5:54 PM EST Whit's Whittlings The Vessel:The twins from Doublemint? How about the U.S. Mint? Happy 38th to you... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 5:48 PM EST Daisy Happy Birthday, Vessel! Nice wish list. But I can't stand the thought of you not... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 5:03 PM EST Coloconnect Happy Birthday...loved your birthday wishes...Kinda reminds me of "The Planet of... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 4:44 PM EST The Valkyrie [[EMOTICON:LOL1]] [[EMOTICON:LOL1]] [[EMOTICON:LOL1]] [[EMOTICON:LOL1]] [[EMOTIC... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 4:38 PM EST The Vessel Whispered;Did your kitty own a monkey or give birth to a monkey? One of those wo... (full) Post 8/11/2006 4:35 PM EST The Vessel "Stop Falling So Fast" (view) Cmnt 8/11/2006 3:55 PM EST Whispered Promise My kitty had a monkey once. Long story, a bit scarey too. Sylvia Plath held a lo... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 2:44 PM EST The Vessel Val; I know "The Tale of the Monkey's Pa". A great story documenting the preside... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 2:40 PM EST The Vessel MaryElizabeth;Thanks for stopping by. Any friend of Val's is, well, probably nee... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 2:28 PM EST MaryElizabeth Came over from Val's Blog to say Happy Birthday and nice to meet you!!! May you ... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 2:16 PM EST The Valkyrie Nooooooo.....Really?Did you ever hear the tale of "The Monkey's Paw"? We're gett... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 1:52 PM EST The Vessel Val;Well, of course when you put it like that it sounds crazy. Cmnt 8/11/2006 1:49 PM EST The Valkyrie What, you gonna stop at 35? You should be able to see HUNDREDS of shooting (not ... (full) Cmnt 8/11/2006 1:47 PM EST The Vessel Thanks Wayfarer. Just watch where your sticking those thumbs. Cmnt 8/11/2006 1:29 PM EST wayfarer Happy Birthday, Mr. Vessel! [[EMOTICON:THUMBSUP3]] peace, wayf Cmnt 8/8/2006 2:04 AM EST notacynic p.s. I've always loved two titles like that, I generally can't come up with one ... (full) Cmnt 8/8/2006 2:03 AM EST notacynic What a great picture! (and post). And, Brother, I feel your pain! Some days. It ... (full) Cmnt 8/7/2006 11:29 PM EST Coloconnect Middle age crisis, and a little early at that....I hope you really do wax the ll... (full) Post 8/7/2006 11:09 PM EST The Vessel "Where Are the Dreams? or, All Dressed Up With Somewhere To Go" (view) Cmnt 8/7/2006 6:32 PM EST The Valkyrie Yup, it takes a particular cat to be able to carry a sippy-cup around at age 38.... (full) Cmnt 8/7/2006 6:20 PM EST The Vessel When I read that last comment back it sounds pretty superficial, but that is jus... (full) Cmnt 8/7/2006 5:41 PM EST The Vessel Val;I was cute, wasn't I? Sadly, I was wearing the same outfit the other day and... (full) Cmnt 8/7/2006 5:11 PM EST The Vessel [[EMOTICON:EMBARRASSED1]] Cmnt 8/7/2006 5:11 PM EST The Vessel Whit;I'm on the lookout. When I find them, I'm gonna be all over them, forging l... (full) Cmnt 8/7/2006 5:08 PM EST The Vessel Busman; I'll be out there. Thanks for stopping by and commenting. Cmnt 8/7/2006 3:46 PM EST The Valkyrie OK - - I've regained the power of speech. That post was....well, there's no easy... (full) Cmnt 8/7/2006 3:27 PM EST The Valkyrie [[EMOTICON:SHOCK2]] Cmnt 8/7/2006 3:12 PM EST Whit's Whittlings The Vessel:What a cute little guy you were. As far as yesterday's dreams go, one... (full) Cmnt 8/7/2006 2:44 PM EST busmanterry Vessel great post! How true it is. I wanted to be a track star and win a gold me... (full) Cmnt 8/2/2006 9:19 AM EST The Vessel Colo;I'm afraid so. When you are no longer allowed to wear a thong and eel-slap ... (full) Cmnt 8/2/2006 12:11 AM EST Coloconnect Does this mean that topless eel flinging with thongs is definitely a thing of th... (full) Cmnt 8/1/2006 5:05 PM EST The Vessel Val;Whit made me do it. Cmnt 8/1/2006 4:31 PM EST The Valkyrie Men......this was a post about the inherent right to use dead eels as recreation... (full) Cmnt 8/1/2006 2:26 PM EST The Vessel A bronzed French butt is superlative,but now even in Nice they've gone conservat... (full) Cmnt 8/1/2006 2:01 PM EST The Vessel Whit;"Now what's nice about Nice?"I think there is a Broadway musical in that li... (full) Cmnt 8/1/2006 1:26 PM EST Whit's Whittlings I can do without the eel smacking contests, but a ban on women going topless and... (full) Post 8/1/2006 1:26 PM EST The Vessel "There's Nothing Like A Good Eel Smacking" (view) Post 7/31/2006 11:07 PM EST The Vessel "It's Right Around The Corner...And Down The Block...Then Take I-85 For Five Months Until You See The Decorated Tree On The Left" (view) Cmnt 7/31/2006 8:35 PM EST The Vessel Wayfarer;If I had to choose one, I think that is the one I would choose as well.... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 6:44 PM EST wayfarer I would like to have the "Death Clock", personally. That way I could gleefully c... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 6:42 PM EST The Valkyrie Manipulative bastard..... [[EMOTICON:ANGRY5]] [[EMOTICON:LOL1]] Someday, someone... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 6:39 PM EST The Vessel See, Stealth doesn't get offended. He understanbds that humor is just humor. I n... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 6:37 PM EST The Vessel [[EMOTICON:THUMBSUP2]] You should see the artistry which with I can don that pit... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 6:22 PM EST Stealtharachnid Oh, silly you Cmnt 7/31/2006 6:17 PM EST The Valkyrie Never thought I'd see the day that you'd use Little Self-Pitying-Guy emoticon ( ... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 4:00 PM EST The Vessel Well, being as that the test was long ago, and I've ingested some ill advised su... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 3:51 PM EST The Valkyrie Yeah, we should talk about what you got on the "verbal" part of the SATs, hmmmmm... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 3:05 PM EST The Vessel I'll take two, and a spellchecker. Cmnt 7/31/2006 3:03 PM EST The Valkyrie Well, I've long suspected that you were a smarty-pants, but... [[EMOTICON:SHOCK2... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 2:57 PM EST The Vessel Well, if that's the case, get Guiness because I've got the first schlong to get ... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 2:53 PM EST The Valkyrie I might know where your brain is - - start in your pants pocket, and I'll yell "... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 2:18 PM EST The Vessel And yes, Val, it is wrong. So very, very wrong. [[EMOTICON:AFRAID1]] Cmnt 7/31/2006 2:01 PM EST The Vessel I myself do not prefer boney women. There is a bone strategically placed to infl... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 1:52 PM EST The Vessel Whit;I don't mock Jesus, just this silly action figure. The last thing I need is... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 1:49 PM EST The Vessel Val;Freak is relative. I see myself as an intelligent, humble, caring... No. No.... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 1:45 PM EST Whit's Whittlings The Vessel:I am spiritually appalled that you would mock Jesus in this manner. I... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 1:35 PM EST The Valkyrie Yeah, this fits with the historical research - - in countries that've been aroun... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 1:31 PM EST The Valkyrie Is it wrong that I'm vaguely aroused by the Rocking Horse Toilet? What if I'm ar... (full) Cmnt 7/31/2006 1:24 PM EST The Valkyrie Vessel & Colo ~Hmmmmmm - - not only do I think feet are quite attractive and ext... (full) Cmnt 7/30/2006 4:43 PM EST The Vessel Colo;Dizzy is fun. I often spin my office chair in circles really fast. A fast s... (full) Cmnt 7/30/2006 2:41 PM EST Coloconnect The booze takes the bliners off I guess....and a good fast makes me dizzy....goo... (full) Cmnt 7/30/2006 11:01 AM EST The Vessel Idiot;Thanks for stopping by, and go make yourself a sandwich. Cmnt 7/30/2006 11:00 AM EST The Vessel Colo;That crazy Val. She's a pistol. Or maybe a handgrenade. Well, either way, s... (full) Post 7/29/2006 9:35 PM EST The Vessel "Yo, Roseanne, How You Doin?" (view) Cmnt 7/29/2006 6:15 PM EST Coloconnect I have missed your posts Vessel.......but in all honesty, I have really missed t... (full) Cmnt 7/29/2006 6:01 PM EST idiot Hilarious post! By the way, I always loved Roseanne! Post 7/28/2006 9:02 PM EST The Vessel "And This Little Piggy Cried OooLaLa." (view) Cmnt 7/28/2006 6:11 PM EST The Vessel Val;I bow respectfully to the pun queen.I didn't ask to have an anti-foot fetish... (full) Cmnt 7/28/2006 5:54 PM EST The Valkyrie Ptomaine poisoning - - you nailed that one with your stiletto-sharp wit!So, foot... (full) Cmnt 7/28/2006 5:45 PM EST The Vessel Damn! and I just got me a new dress for the libertarian party. Cmnt 7/28/2006 5:44 PM EST The Vessel evermore;It's not the first time someone has thought what I had to say was inter... (full) Cmnt 7/28/2006 5:41 PM EST The Vessel Sherry;Maybe you have ptomaine poisoning. Cmnt 7/28/2006 5:36 PM EST The Vessel Val;But it was a foot! A foot!... A foot! Did I mention that it was a foot? If I... (full) Cmnt 7/28/2006 5:10 PM EST The Valkyrie Gosh, I hope the gubment checked out the lower rates being offered....(sponsored... (full) Cmnt 7/28/2006 5:07 PM EST The Valkyrie Okay, all the vomitus over here is FAR more disgusting than the toe-sucking and ... (full) Cmnt 7/28/2006 3:19 PM EST Sherry'sCherries Vesel.Is this a call me anything but late for toe sucking kinda thing. Excuse me... (full) Cmnt 7/28/2006 1:33 PM EST The Vessel Polar;I'm glad you stopped by too. And glad you smiled as well. Cmnt 7/28/2006 1:12 PM EST PolarB Ah Vessel I see you still have a way of making me smile!- I love your stories -g... (full) Cmnt 7/28/2006 12:16 PM EST The Vessel Wayfarer;Granny was an amazing woman, with her corn cob pipe and her squinty eye... (full) Cmnt 7/28/2006 11:49 AM EST wayfarer I will have to jot down Granny's advice, Vessel. I had never thought of that bef... (full) Cmnt 7/28/2006 11:45 AM EST The Vessel Whit;I'm not sure which one it was. I would assume the one that went market, for... (full) Cmnt 7/28/2006 11:25 AM EST Whit's Whittlings At a party, I once drank champagne from a woman's slipper. I think it was size 8... (full) Cmnt 7/28/2006 11:24 AM EST Whit's Whittlings Which toe did he suck? Cmnt 7/28/2006 12:59 AM EST evermoredazed interesting comments/discourse on whit's blog. Post 7/27/2006 9:42 PM EST The Vessel "Hold on Mr. Chertoff, I'm Changing My Long Distance Provider" (view) Cmnt 7/27/2006 6:42 PM EST Coloconnect The scariest part is a certain percentage would buy the timeshare from Bin Laden... (full) Cmnt 7/27/2006 6:32 PM EST The Vessel Colo;Yes. Just think what could happen if the terrorists got a hold of the techn... (full) Cmnt 7/27/2006 3:24 PM EST Coloconnect Dang, those telemarketers are as dangerous as terrorists....I think a lot of tho... (full) Cmnt 7/27/2006 3:18 PM EST The Vessel Napalm;Glad you enjoyed. Cmnt 7/27/2006 2:26 PM EST BlackNapalm "I think the government probably made a top secret deal with AT&T, "Hey! You giv... (full) Cmnt 7/27/2006 1:26 PM EST The Vessel Wayfarer;Yes, exactly. Cmnt 7/27/2006 1:25 PM EST The Vessel Jose;Thanks for stopping by. "One day it will all be better." Just keep repeatin... (full) Cmnt 7/27/2006 1:22 PM EST The Vessel Whit;You might as well laugh. Or you could go with Wayfarer's idea. Not only doe... (full) Cmnt 7/27/2006 1:04 PM EST wayfarer [[EMOTICON:GOODGRIEF2]] Cmnt 7/27/2006 12:56 PM EST joesblog6 You are the extreme savvy, sir. Not only are they inept to the 'tens', but they ... (full) Cmnt 7/27/2006 12:50 PM EST Whit's Whittlings I don't know whether to laugh or to cry. Your satirical treatment of the topic g... (full)